This is why I don't do ASMR

ASMR Drafting you for WWIII

ASMR IDF Camp Training

ASMR Straight-ONLY Suicide Hotline

ASMR - You're marrying a 9 year-old

ASMR Your wife died in childbirth before you could murder her

ASMR Dictator's birthday celebration 🇺🇸

ASMR Will you behead your ugly wife?

ASMR You are ALL gonna die just fyi so chill

ASMR - Men are dumb and woman starts a 10-year war (too hot to handle 7th BC)

ASMR NPC gives you dumb af quests

ASMR Jordan Peterson Maternal Grandmother Dream Guided Meditation

ASMR “Leftist” snarker makes deepfakes of women to save the working class (and Palestine)

ASMR Wife of washed up YouTuber humiliates him constantly

ASMR Hiding you from ICE (you’re my undocumented employee)